"Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative."
hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR
this is some GTA shit.
How the hell O.o
I cannot get over this tweet
I’ll keep re-blogging this.
WHAT EVEN IS THIS?! My life will never be the same.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
when none of ur internet friends are online
Mostly art or references. I’ll be tagging it #nsfw just so you all know SO EITHER TUMBLR-HATE “NSFW” OR UNFOLLOW ME. JUST A HEADS UP.
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
will we ever know why their parents called animal control for them?
This one time I was chewing on a pen and it exploded in my mouth and my lips and mouth were stained red for the rest of the day.
I approve of this. :D